Tuesday, 15 February 2011

LAWS!

Universal law: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

First law: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.

Second law: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.

Third law: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals!

Thursday, 3 February 2011

ICC Cricket World Cup 2011 Schedule





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Date & Time      MatchVenue
1Sat 19 Feb 02:00 PM IST
IND vs BANShere Bangla National Stadium, Mirpur
2Sun 20 Feb 09:30 AM ISTNZ vs KENMA Chidambaram Stadium, Chennai
3Sun 20 Feb 02:30 PM IST
SL vs CANMahinda Rajapaksa International Cricket Stadium, Hambantota
4Mon 21 Feb 02:30 PM IST
AUS vs ZIMSardar Patel Gujarat Stadium, Motera
5Tue 22 Feb 02:30 PM IST
ENG vs NEDVidarbha Cricket Association Ground, Nagpur
6Wed 23 Feb 02:30 PM IST
PAK vs KENMahinda Rajapaksa International Cricket Stadium, Hambantota
7Thu 24 Feb 02:30 PM IST
SA vs WIFeroz Shah Kotla, Delhi
8Fri 25 Feb 09:30 AM ISTAUS vs NZVidarbha Cricket Association Ground, Nagpur
9Fri 25 Feb 02:00 PM IST
BAN vs IREShere Bangla National Stadium, Mirpur
10Sat 26 Feb 02:30 PM IST
PAK vs SLR.Premadasa Stadium, Colombo
11Sun 27 Feb 02:30 PM IST
IND vs ENGM Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bengaluru (Bangalore)
12Mon 28 Feb 09:30 AM ISTZIM vs CANVidarbha Cricket Association Ground, Nagpur
13Mon 28 Feb 02:30 PM IST
WI vs NEDFeroz Shah Kotla, Delhi
14Tue 01 Mar 02:30 PM IST
SL vs KENR.Premadasa Stadium, Colombo
15Wed 02 Mar 02:30 PM IST
ENG vs IREM Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bengaluru (Bangalore)
16Thu 03 Mar 09:30 AM ISTSA vs NEDPunjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali
17Thu 03 Mar 02:30 PM IST
PAK vs CANR.Premadasa Stadium, Colombo
18Fri 04 Mar 09:30 AM ISTNZ vs ZIMSardar Patel Gujarat Stadium, Motera
19Fri 04 Mar 02:00 PM IST
BAN vs WIShere Bangla National Stadium, Mirpur
20Sat 05 Mar 02:30 PM IST
AUS vs SLR.Premadasa Stadium, Colombo
21Sun 06 Mar 09:30 AM ISTSA vs ENGMA Chidambaram Stadium, Chennai
22Sun 06 Mar 02:30 PM IST
IND vs IREM Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bengaluru (Bangalore)
23Mon 07 Mar 02:30 PM IST
CAN vs KENFeroz Shah Kotla, Delhi
24Tue 08 Mar 02:30 PM IST
PAK vs NZPallekele International Cricket Stadium, Kandy
25Wed 09 Mar 02:30 PM IST
IND vs NEDFeroz Shah Kotla, Delhi
26Thu 10 Mar 02:30 PM IST
SL vs ZIMPallekele International Cricket Stadium, Kandy
27Fri 11 Mar 09:30 AM ISTWI vs IREPunjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali
28Fri 11 Mar 02:00 PM IST
BAN vs ENGZahur Ahmed Chowdhury Stadium, Chittagong
29Sat 12 Mar 02:30 PM IST
IND vs SAVidarbha Cricket Association Ground, Nagpur
30Sun 13 Mar 09:30 AM ISTNZ vs CANWankhede Stadium, Mumbai
31Sun 13 Mar 02:30 PM IST
AUS vs KENM Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bengaluru (Bangalore)
32Mon 14 Mar 09:00 AM ISTBAN vs NEDZahur Ahmed Chowdhury Stadium, Chittagong
33Mon 14 Mar 02:30 PM IST
PAK vs ZIMPallekele International Cricket Stadium, Kandy
34Tue 15 Mar 02:30 PM IST
SA vs IREEden Gardens, Kolkata
35Wed 16 Mar 02:30 PM IST
AUS vs CANM Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bengaluru (Bangalore)
36Thu 17 Mar 02:30 PM IST
ENG vs WIMA Chidambaram Stadium, Chennai
37Fri 18 Mar 09:30 AM ISTNED vs IREEden Gardens, Kolkata
38Fri 18 Mar 02:30 PM IST
NZ vs SLWankhede Stadium, Mumbai
39Sat 19 Mar 09:00 AM ISTBAN vs SAShere Bangla National Stadium, Mirpur
40Sat 19 Mar 02:30 PM IST
AUS vs PAKR.Premadasa Stadium, Colombo
41Sun 20 Mar 09:30 AM ISTZIM vs KENEden Gardens, Kolkata
42Sun 20 Mar 02:30 PM IST
IND vs WIMA Chidambaram Stadium, Chennai
43Wed 23 Mar 02:00 PM IST
A1 vs B4 (1st Quarter Final, C)Shere Bangla National Stadium, Mirpur
44Thu 24 Mar 02:30 PM IST
A2 vs B3 (2nd Quarter Final, D)Sardar Patel Gujarat Stadium, Motera
45Fri 25 Mar 02:00 PM IST
A3 vs B2 (3rd Quarter Final, E)Shere Bangla National Stadium, Mirpur
46Sat 26 Mar 02:30 PM IST
A4 vs B1 (4th Quarter Final, F)R.Premadasa Stadium, Colombo
47Tue 29 Mar 02:30 PM IST
Winner C vs Winner E (1st Semi Final)R.Premadasa Stadium, Colombo
48Wed 30 Mar 02:30 PM IST
Winner D vs Winner F (2nd Semi Final)Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali
49Sat 02 Apr 02:30 PM IST
SF1 vs SF2 (Final)Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai

Wednesday, 2 February 2011

கடி! இத படி! : 1

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